"As new developments in nanotech provide a more suitable alternative to labor in managerial departments and more intelligent ways to manage organic data, these promising advancements are paving the way to a more efficient future. Starting next quarter, we at ROTH inc. will begin our Phase 1 plan to shift to completely electronic data. We believe that the only path is forward, not like the rest."
The CEO knows that it isn't really about progress; his life has led up to this moment to sacrifice all life to Ohm, the god of filth.